SANE, huh?

Looking for a GREAT time? - 35 (Bklyn)

Hello Sexxxy Ladies, Im going to get right to the point. Im on here looking for a sexxy femme that loves having a good time and a good time only, i.e. pleasing and being pleased, rubbing/grinding pu**ies (scissor position) sucking nipples, toys and whatever else might please us. Me: D&D Free, drama free, non-smoker, social drinker, very sexxual/oral, SANE, gainfully employed, SANE, laid back, down to earth, love to laugh and have fun. You: Should be ALL OF THE ABOVE, NO EXCEPTIONS. Only serious reply, please. I have attached photo and you should do the same in the first reply, if not you will be deleted immediately. ABSOLUTELY NO MEN, NO MEN, NO MEN, NO COUPLES!!!!!! A

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Meet A, from NYC.

She's substance free (I think), drama free (other than frequent use of all caps), and looking for a woman. Oh, and she's SANE.

She's so SANE, she has to say it twice.

She's so SANE, she has listed all of the requirements for a lover.

She's also so SANE, that she posted 2 pussy pictures.

Now, I don't know about you ladies out there, but I have no interest in going after a vagina that the entire world can see. I'm also completely frightening of that manicure - it would puncture something down there!

Also, what the hell does 'gainfully employed' mean? In this day in age, I would take someone who worked down at the local Dairy Queen for $3 per day. As long as they didn't intend to stay there for 30 years, of course.

Listen A, you ought to change tactics if you want some A. If you don't, you're just going to get a lot of B.S.