Bad Spelling...what more can I say?

1st time... sho me - 19 (downtown / civic / van ness)

"Wassup people a young college student looking to have a good time. Ima coo person and open to anything. If u want to kno more hit my line, and so I know if ur spam or not in the subject write 'lala' and send a pic if not I will not respond.and please no fake picz. Thanks. "

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I got such a headache while reading this ad... Ow.

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She said: A young college student.

But: How the hell did she get through high school with grammar and spelling like that?

She said: Ima coo person.

But: A 'coo' person?? What the shit?

She said: If u want to kno more hit my line...

But: What could I possibly stand to learn from someone who couldn't spell her way out of the third grade?

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Look, I admit that I have issues with the English language. But that lead me to the discovery of one of my best friends: A spell checker. I use it on a regular basis, whether or not I'm writing something important.

But one would think that if you were serious about finding someone, then the ad that you post could mean the difference between a creeper and a lover. This ad is just a creeper magnet. It says "I have no education so I want to find someone to take care of me because I'm an immature brat!"

PUSSY POWER - 34 (In your panties)

BBW here! Fine as hell, you will not be disappointed. Looking for FWB and NOTHING more. Must be DISCREET! No pillow princess wanted! Must be mature! Picture for picture----NO COUPLES-MEN-DISEASES

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I am all for feminine power, but this is insane. Definitely would not work with our previous entry.

Since I'm tired and my tolerence for stupidity has run out, let's just look at the problems here and be done with it.

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She says: Must be DISCREET!
But: Discreet means NOT SHOUTING. THIS IS NOT DISCREET.
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She says: Must be mature!
But: How is shouting and posting a picture of your pussy where anyone can look at it mature?
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She says: I'm in your panties.
But: She's not. And she sure as hell isn't going to be.

Stupid immature bitch.

SANE, huh?

Looking for a GREAT time? - 35 (Bklyn)

Hello Sexxxy Ladies, Im going to get right to the point. Im on here looking for a sexxy femme that loves having a good time and a good time only, i.e. pleasing and being pleased, rubbing/grinding pu**ies (scissor position) sucking nipples, toys and whatever else might please us. Me: D&D Free, drama free, non-smoker, social drinker, very sexxual/oral, SANE, gainfully employed, SANE, laid back, down to earth, love to laugh and have fun. You: Should be ALL OF THE ABOVE, NO EXCEPTIONS. Only serious reply, please. I have attached photo and you should do the same in the first reply, if not you will be deleted immediately. ABSOLUTELY NO MEN, NO MEN, NO MEN, NO COUPLES!!!!!! A

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Meet A, from NYC.

She's substance free (I think), drama free (other than frequent use of all caps), and looking for a woman. Oh, and she's SANE.

She's so SANE, she has to say it twice.

She's so SANE, she has listed all of the requirements for a lover.

She's also so SANE, that she posted 2 pussy pictures.

Now, I don't know about you ladies out there, but I have no interest in going after a vagina that the entire world can see. I'm also completely frightening of that manicure - it would puncture something down there!

Also, what the hell does 'gainfully employed' mean? In this day in age, I would take someone who worked down at the local Dairy Queen for $3 per day. As long as they didn't intend to stay there for 30 years, of course.

Listen A, you ought to change tactics if you want some A. If you don't, you're just going to get a lot of B.S.