Pie Face

Bicurious and looking for a femme girl - 21
okay ive never used craigslist before so im hoping to have some luck with this. im 21 years old and very curious to know what its like to be with a girl. Friends with benefits would be nice, but if your not looking for friends then thats fine too. I have a boyfriend so im not lookin for a relationship, would love if he could join, but if not girl on girl is fine with me. Email me if your interested and i will send more pics. THIS IS DISCREET and NO MEN!

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This ad had a pic attached to it, but it has since been removed. It was of a messy room and a young woman who looked like she had had a run in with a pie.

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Ladies, some tips if you're going to attempt to cheat on your significant other:

1. Be discreet about it. Don't post it on one of the most public websites imaginable.

2. Don't post a picture of yourself that looks like you just had a run in with Chuckles the Clown.

3. The room in which you take your ad picture needs to be totally clean and free of anything creepy, dirty, or incriminating. In other words, laundry needs to be put away, the bed made, and the army of vaccuums needs to be in a closet.

Actually, that's pretty standard for both men and women.

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Now, let's look at some of the content in her ad:

"I have a boyfriend...would love if he could join."

"NO MEN!"

Make up you damn mind. You either want to try pussy or you want to stick with dick. Choose one.
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And is sex with your boy toy so bad that is makes you want to seek out women? Yeesh.

Honestly, looking at that ad makes my vagina drier than the Sahara desert. Why should I bother with someone who's clearly not all that interested in the feelings of other women?

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Let's hope that if someone answers this ad, they hand her a dildo when they meet her.